HENRY is tall, dark and handsome, does not answer back and is generally up for sex. Only thing is he isn't true, he's a male sex doll.
Rising numbers of British men - and women - are secretly in search of companionship with sex dolls and robots, and recently much more than one in ten Brits confessed they would romp with a robot.
By 2020 the sex toy sector will be worth an estimated £38 billion, with sex dolls one particular of its fastest establishing merchandise, costing up to £15,000 a pop.
But is sex with one of these boy toys plastic wonderful – or a bit of a flop?
I'm a firm believer in girls owning their sexuality and experimenting with new strategies to attain the Big O, so certainly male sex dolls are just the next step in our search for ecstasy?
As the courier handed more than the huge box, I gave him a cheeky wink. https://www.yourdoll.com/new-latest-sex-dolls/ had ‘sex doll' boldly written on the front, so it wasn't precisely a secret what was inside.
I ripped open the cardboard and was stunned to see that the doll, which fees roughly £1,200, doesn't come fully formed but with the torso, penis and head all separate.
I must admit I felt a bit like a twisted crime scene investigator piecing together a dead body.
The silicone head was a nightmare and kept springing out of location. I kept thinking of that Exorcist scene exactly where the girl's head spins round then vomits everywhere. Not a turn-on.
It took about 15 minutes to put the doll – which I'd nicknamed Henry – with each other, then I attempted to stand him up.
It was a struggle as his physique was so rigid, in the end I just plonked him on my sofa so I could examine him correctly.
His feet had no 'bones' so his toes just wiggled about like jelly, his legs and thighs were slender, his arms muscly and his insanely-ripped abs would put the Like Island boys to shame.
Fantastic body but I wasn't too keen on his face. His piercing blue eyes, plump lips and boyband-like hair was incredibly feminine. Not my cup of tea.
They had been veiny, a single looked circumcised and the other wasn't. I picked the thinner, non-circumcised 1.
To attach it to the body, you just click it into the hole in his groin - I imagine if a person was riding him quite really hard it could effortlessly pop out.
The willies had been silicone so they were soft, but with a rod going through them. They don't vibrate but you can bend them into different positions. I identified that a bit soulless.
I ought to admit, I struggled to get in the mood for sex with Henry. It was challenging. I probably should've watched porn very first, which may have helped.
Receiving jiggy with Henry is no mean feat. I put my back out attempting to manoeuvre him about – not the sort of issue you'd want to go to the physicians about.
He weighs 61kg, which indicates the only feasible sex position you can do is cowgirl.
My favourite position is doggy. I consider you could most likely attempt it, but you'd require to tie his arms back so he's not going to fall forward and crush you.
Henry's silicone doesn't feel something like skin and if you've not hoovered he'll attract each speck of dust imaginable. Once again, not sexy.
He felt pretty cold and smelled of rubber, which is not quite nice. I could only really evaluate it to a low-cost sex toy.
We only had sex for a couple of minutes and I certainly did not orgasm.
It got to a point where I thought, I'm performing all the work right here. Unless I give myself gratification, I'm not going to get any. So I kicked him off the bed and took matters into my own hands.
I'd been seeking forward to reviewing the doll for months, but the wait was not worth it.
I'd rather get my vibrator out than faff about placing him with each other, cleaning him and choosing my preferred attachment – setting up a Henry Hoover is quicker than this doll.
I'd suggest getting a custom-made doll that looks much more like your partner, and it would be terrific if it could speak. I know some dolls can recite poetry to you.
There are best sex doll could be produced far better, like if the willy was able to vibrate.
As it is now, it would probably be more affordable - and just as enjoyable - to get a blow up doll and attach a sex toy to it.
I assume male dolls have a extended way to go ahead of they offer you worth as a sex companion it really is lifeless, emotionless and stone cold.
It does not evaluate to an actual man at all, it really is like sticking a sex toy to a one thing that's been outdoors in the freezer for two hours. A heating technique would be good, then you could cuddle up to it.
I'd give it a two out of ten, purely due to the fact it's a good story to inform pals.
Stick the vibrators ladies – at least for the next five years.
Meanwhile, we previously spoke to a couple who pitted Wilko's 'Viagra' against the prime brand.
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